Dear L.C....Our Question Corner

Dear L.C: I read today that the President had kept a promise to a teenager who wanted to meet Justin Bieber. If he can do that why can't he keep his promise of  bringing change to Washington? --Puzzled Democrat.

Dear Puzzled:  It's Simple. He can't delegate all  that  hopey-changey-stuff  to an aide. They're all at Andrews Air Force Base playing golf with him --L.C.