11/6/11

Dear Cabby: Our Manhattan advice columnist

 Goddaproblem?
Dear  Cabby:  I am a complete and utter moron  and  it's  making  me embarrassed.  What  can  I do?  -- Stoolpigeon


Dear Stoolpigeon:   Gidda jaab! If you goddaproblem widdat,  I'll drop you at  Zuccotti Park,  so you can  smoke weed,  grope girls and  try to fuhgeddaboudit.  --Cabby