There are reports of infestations of head and body lice at Occupy Portland. Laughing Conservative has been unable to establish if lice are occupying protesters, or protesters are occupying lice. Either way, pity the poor cops who have to deal with these tiny, stubborn critters and their equally verminous hosts.
OWSers, you are now public a health threat. Buy some insecticidal shampoo, go home and have a shower. Rinse and repeat.
Wait...you do know what a "shower" is don't you? And the pale stuff that will appear all over your body? That's called "clean skin."
OWSers, you are now public a health threat. Buy some insecticidal shampoo, go home and have a shower. Rinse and repeat.
Wait...you do know what a "shower" is don't you? And the pale stuff that will appear all over your body? That's called "clean skin."
