Dear Cabbie: Our Mobile Advice Columnist

Dear Cabbie:  I'm going to New York  for a fundraiser, but people are complaining that  my arrival clashes  with the tree-lighting at Rockefeller Center  and a Justin Bieber concert. They  say my motorcade will snarl up the city. What should I do?   --BHO, Washington D.C.


Dear BHO: A  motorcade?  Fuggedaboutit.  You have already spent all  our money, plus $15 trillion.  Live  within your means and take a goddam cab. You gotta problem with that? --Cabbie