People accuse me of constantly changing my mind on important issues. Can we go to Macy's?-- Mitt R.
Dear Mitt R: Macy's? When you hailed me, you wanted to go to Grand Central Station. Then you wanted to go to the Public Library. Then, you gotta problem with that also. Now you want me to go to Macy's? Make up your goddam mind, buddy. It's no wonder people get pissed with you. OK.. here's Macy's. I'm expecting three tips...one for each time you changed your mind. Bloomingdales? You crazy f*ck? You want to go Bloomingdales? You expect me to vote for you? Fuggedaboudit. --Cabbie
