The Clown Hat goes to...

Today's Clown Hat is awarded to the virtually-bankrupt Greek Government  for expanding a list of people eligible  for disability pay to include pedophiles, exhibitionists and kleptomaniacs. The list already includes pyromaniacs, compulsive gamblers, fetishists and sadomasochists. See here. The Laughing Conservative is considering flying to the Aegean, dressing in latex, while shoplifting and setting fire to a store, publicly lashing himself with a whip,  exposing himself, playing roulette non-stop for a week, then retiring to a life of idle luxury on six incomes in the Mediterranean sun, courtesy of the Greek government.