3/6/12

Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary: A long day but a good one. Carney  set up a press conference to distract people from the GOP's Look-at-Me Tuesday.  It not only  did that, but also enabled me to accuse the GOP  candidates of loose talk about war with Iran ( I said: "We are not playing games here," so I looked like the only grown-up in the room.) It worked brilliantly, though I say so myself, and I do.
 The Limbaugh witch hunt  is the  gift that  keeps on giving, with the  mainstream media  eager to continue our narrative of a Republican "war on women."  Jarrett and Axelrod can scarcely  contain their glee at the way this simple strategy has  distracted people from the economy, concealed a big stock market dive and the aftermath of  a couple of  tornadoes  somewhere in flyover country.  The Duchess of Peas is calling me,  I'm closing the laptop, before saying  a quick prayer of gratitude to myself for my remarkable genius , and so to bed.