Dear N.G.: I have driven Santorum in my cab, and Romney (who put his dog on the roof and gave me a $100 tip to keep quiet about it.) Neither of them impressed me. So stay in da race, Newt.
Where is it dat you and your blonde lady want to go, Newt? Oh yeah, Tiffany's. You're lucky dat I'm driving a Crown Victoria. One day I was driving one of dem new Ford Escape cabs and I was hailed by Chris Christie. I had to tell him to fuggedaboudit... he couldn't get in through the door. What's up with you GOP guys? Whaddabout Weightwatchers? You gotta problem widdat?
Here's Tiffany's. Take it easy with Newt's credit, lady, or you'll get him in trouble again.--Cabby.
