Dear W.B.: Whatcha doin' in a yellow cab? You can afford a limo service, you gotta problem widdat? Limo drivers gotta make a livin' too ya know. As for your not payin' enough tax. Are you kiddin' me? Just cut a goddam check, mail it to the IRS, and fuggedaboudit. And tell dat big-eared boob in da Oval Office to call it da 'Obama tax', which is what it is. Here's da Stock Exchange. Hey, you call dat a tip? Goddam Nebraska tightwad-- Cabby.
