4/8/12

Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary:  What started as a promising Easter did not turn out  well. After a photo-op stroll to church with  the family, I had a great round of golf  at Andrews Airforce Base. When I started to lose  against  Marvin, my body man,  he didn't have the tact to miss an easy  putt, so I had to resort to my back-up plan, asking one the Secret Service guys to discreetly nudge my ball out of the  rough. Leadership has its privileges. 
Later I was horrified to hear  that Bibi Netanyahu and Mitt Romney are friends from decades ago when they were both working at the same firm in Boston.  What has Bibi leaked to Mitt? Did he mention  my hint  of greater flexibility towards Israel  after November? This comes on the heels of learning that Romney was at Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School. How is  it possible that anyone could  match me, even outshine me academically?  It's been a long and scary day and I am in dire need of  the silky comfort of Boo-boo, my blankey. I'll wait until  M. falls asleep then I'll pull Boo-boo out from under my pillow.  Umm-num-num...Barry loves Boo-boo. Time to shut the laptop. And so to bed.