Cabby: Newt hails our advice columnist

Dear Cabby: My campaign is $4.5 million in debt, but I'm completely and utterly convinced that I should stay in the GOP race.  Romney's  now the clear  winner, but maybe I can salvage something out of the wreck. What shall I do?-- Newt G.


Dear Newt: Ya gotta be kiddin' me. You're broke and you want to go to Tiffany's?   Fuggedaboudit. I want cash in advance, or get out of the goddam cab and walk, da exercise will do ya good, lard-ass. But  I'll take your lady wife to protect  her Pradas from da sidewalk.  You can meet her there. Her fare's on me. You gotta problem widdat?.-- Cabby