Dear Diary: A long and stressful day: a photo-op meeting with students seeking jobs in Ohio and then two fundraisers in Detroit. With the price of jet fuel the way it is, I'm glad that it's not on my Visa card. Then along comes this dog-eating Internet meme with bloggers making jokes about chicken poodle soup, claims that Bo is missing and people demanding to see pictures of him alongside today's newspaper. Hardy, har, har. And to cap it all a rumor has now blown up-- if you will -- about a sex tape involving a State Dept. official on a roof in Baghdad. On a roof ? This is in addition to the Secret Service prostitution debacle. Has everybody gone insane? How dare they smear my deservedly messianic reputation.
David "The Ax" Axelrod has ordered a driver to bring my campaign bus to the White House so we can throw Mark Sullivan under it when an 'internal investigation' unsurprisingly reveals that the buck [or rather, the $47 bucks] stops with the Director of the Secret Service. Boo-boo my blankey is under my pillow, um-num-num. A quick prayer to myself. And so to bed.
David "The Ax" Axelrod has ordered a driver to bring my campaign bus to the White House so we can throw Mark Sullivan under it when an 'internal investigation' unsurprisingly reveals that the buck [or rather, the $47 bucks] stops with the Director of the Secret Service. Boo-boo my blankey is under my pillow, um-num-num. A quick prayer to myself. And so to bed.
