Dear S.P. I watch da show when I'm not on an early shift. Hey, I got an idea for ya... dere's a guy called Lennie who always hangs out with the spectators at Rockefeller Plaza. Give him a few bucks and a placard that says "Take a shower Matt Lauer" . If Lauer starts asking awkward questions, give Lennie instructions to hold up the placard. That'll get a few laughs and a few extra seconds to think of an answer. Remember Lauer's eyes will be moving between your legs and da teleprompter. If he attacks, just smooth your skirt and he'll lose track of his thoughts and you can counter attack. Here's your hotel, Governor. This ride's on me. Break a leg. --Cabby.
