Dear Diary: We had a campaign update meeting this morning after my usual Sunday round of golf. I heard from Plouffe, Jarrett, Axelrod, Pfeiffer, Messina &c. I looked at a couple of upcoming ads taking aim at Romney and making me look brilliant, if I say so myself, and I do. Daggone! I love my iPad almost as much as my blankey Boo-boo.
I was delighted to read that the socialist Francois Hollande won the French Presidency by a healthy margin. Hollande wants a tax rate of 75% for those earning over a million bucks. Now there's a guy I can work with! It must be great to be President of a country which loves big Government yet wants still more of it. The things I could achieve! It's late, Michelle is calling out, and I must close the laptop, say a quick prayer to myself and so to bed and the embrace of Boo-boo who, of course, being pink and made in China, is a staunch socialist. Boo-boo um-num-num-um.
I was delighted to read that the socialist Francois Hollande won the French Presidency by a healthy margin. Hollande wants a tax rate of 75% for those earning over a million bucks. Now there's a guy I can work with! It must be great to be President of a country which loves big Government yet wants still more of it. The things I could achieve! It's late, Michelle is calling out, and I must close the laptop, say a quick prayer to myself and so to bed and the embrace of Boo-boo who, of course, being pink and made in China, is a staunch socialist. Boo-boo um-num-num-um.
