Dear Tabby: Everyone is suddenly saying my husband is gay. We've had two children together which must surely prove otherwise. The only unusual thing I've noticed is his reluctance to come to bed late at night, when he writes a diary entry on his laptop, but I call to him if it takes more than a couple minutes. What should I do?-- M.O. Pennsylvania Ave, DC.
Dear M.O: Find a way to a peek at his diary. If there's anything strange going on, it should show up there. A red flag [pink flag might be more appropriate] would be if he suddenly comes out strongly in favor of gay marriage when he was neutral before. In that case, sistah, you may have a problem. The solution? I recommend kicking the crap out of him. Worked for me. --Tabby
Dear M.O: Find a way to a peek at his diary. If there's anything strange going on, it should show up there. A red flag [pink flag might be more appropriate] would be if he suddenly comes out strongly in favor of gay marriage when he was neutral before. In that case, sistah, you may have a problem. The solution? I recommend kicking the crap out of him. Worked for me. --Tabby
