President Obama declared his personal support for ghey marriage today and later during a congratulatory call he made to President Putin, the two decided to marry. "He's a man's man," said Obama. "We both like big government, so we're perfect match. It will assure world peace, as long as we can avoid marital discord."
President Putin added: "But if we argue, it could go nuclear."
Laughing Conservative has so far failed to reach Michelle Obama for comment.
[Inspired by: White House Dossier]
President Putin added: "But if we argue, it could go nuclear."
Laughing Conservative has so far failed to reach Michelle Obama for comment.
[Inspired by: White House Dossier]