5/9/12

Obama and Putin to wed

President Obama declared his personal support for ghey marriage today and later during a congratulatory call  he made to President Putin, the two decided to marry. "He's  a man's man," said Obama. "We both like big government, so we're perfect match. It will assure world peace, as long as we can avoid marital discord."
President Putin added: "But if we argue, it could go nuclear."
Laughing Conservative has  so far failed to reach  Michelle Obama  for comment.
[Inspired by: White House Dossier]