Dear Diary: Rather than create more bad optics by conspicuously remaining in the generator-powered air-conditioned comfort of the White House -- a cool island amid the sweating masses who have no electricity -- I have been moved to Camp David and will return to DC for July 4 festivities. After that I will have a couple of days of campaigning in Ohio and Pennsylvania aboard my iconic air-conditioned black Presidential bus. Marvelous Marv, my resourceful trip director, made sure I have Boo-Boo-Two, my back-up blankey, here so I can tuck-up Michelle, as is my wont, and retire to bed after watching Storage Wars on the DVR. I like that Yuup! guy Dave Hester, who shares my convictions of omnipotence.
