Dear Ann C. You goin' to da Rockefeller Center? I watched you every mornin' on Today when I was on late shift. Dey said you had no chemistry widdat goodam leftie Matt Lauer. Dat's like whining dat you couldn't set fire to a raw potato. So, lady, whatyagonna do? Dey wanted you at the Aurora massacre to bring 'gravitas' because your successor is too girly-girly. Geez lady, if dey want gravitas, make 'em pay your weight in gold, or tell 'em to fuggedaboudit. Here we are at da Rockefeller Center. Good luck lady, and thanks for da tip. --Cabby
