Cabby: I tought it was you Mr Mayor. I said to another cabby waitin' at City Hall: "Hizzoner wants a cab." He replied: " Nah... hizzoner has a limo, fuggedaboudit." But I've driven you before, Mr Mayor. Da cabbies all call you Nanny because of all da food regulations you introduced like forbidding large servings of soda. I read in da Post today dat you want city hospitals to hide formula from new mothers to encourage dem to breast feed. My wife had five kids and raised dem all on formula which meant she could hold down a part-time job. We have rent to pay, so whatyagonnado? To win my vote you gotta concentrate on useful tings [bang!] like fillin' dat goddam pothole. Capisci?
