Dear Diary: Auuugh! Woe is me. It seems that my ungrateful subjects received my scintillating speech with something less than ecstasy. Or maybe it was with Ecstasy secretly slipped into the convention coffee by agents of Mitman and Ryan to make the crowd hallucinate. Some pundits are even saying Biden did a better job than I did. As if! Joe doesn't even know which party he's in. To crown it all, a whole bunch more jobless have given up actively looking for work. After all the jobs I've created! How dare they despair of finding work when it makes me look so bad? Why don't people acknowledge what an incredible intellect I have? Jarrett and Axerod acknowledge it all the time, and it's not as though their jobs depend on me.
