Barack Obama's Diary: Hiccups

Dear Diary: Press Secretary Carney handled the media well today, dismissing my Egyptian pal Morsi's power grab as a mere hiccup on the road to democracy. Let me be clear: it can be a livin' hell dealing with opponents who automatically disagree with you, I have the gray hairs to prove it.  If he wants a Constitution that reflects his needs, why not, say I.  Among intelligent people I am rightly regarded as an outstanding man, worthy of  considerable respect, but actor Jamie Foxx has taken this to an embarrassing level, referring to me  on BET as "our Lord and Savior." I cringed and blushed a manly blush when I saw it. It will be open season for right-wing bloggers and late-night TV comedians.