Aloha Diary: Taxpayer One is prepped and ready to fly me back to DC so that I look like a superhero swooping down at the last moment to save America from the Fiscal Cliff. Such beautiful optics! Axelrod and Jarrett will be proud of me, Brah. We islanders say brah every few seconds to confuse mainland haole, but it's just a cooler version of Bro', Brah.