Piers Morgan wants Bible amendment

Lord Smug of Conceit [a.k.a Piers Morgan]  is  apparently not content with denigrating the Second Amendment. The loathsomely self-satisfied Brit now wants to second-guess God and have the Bible amended to endorse gay marriage. More here.
The number of signers on a petition urging the White House to deport Morgan has exceeded 65,000 names. Understandably alarmed  at the prospect of  Morgan being hustled back to Britain, a British citizen has started a counter-petition asking that the vainglorious windbag not be returned to Britain.