Heh! of the Day

A businessman boards a flight and is seated next to a gorgeous woman. She is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies: "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.
By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
"Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you."
Source here.