Barack Obama's Diary: Aloha, sweet Hawaii

Dear Diary:  Aloha Hawaii, sweet land of Maui wowie and place of my birth, where I shall at the end of my term, a stately pleasure dome decree in perpetual memory of the Fourth greatest president of the United States.
Today I did golf upon the hallowed greens of Turtle Bay with assorted companions.
Gaze with awe, above left, upon the unctuous swaths of finely mowed turf, truly worthy as a site for a leader of the free world to spend his leisure. But, come eventide  duty will call once more and we must board  Taxpayer One and soon the the winter of my discontent will be upon me again as leader of the Free World and virtual demigod to masses blessed with EBT cards and Obamaphones.