Dear Diary: Hawaii and the sweet scent of Maui wowie seem a long way away now. I am back in the thick of things. Talking of thick, Biden has been preparing public opinion for a presidentialdecree executive order on gun control. I like executive orders: someone such as I, who invariably knows what's best for the masses, executive orders save so much tedious negotiation with the thick [there it is again] representatives of bitter gun-clingers in flyover country or south of the Mason Dixon. Today I host a visit of cast and crew of the new comedy Series 1600 Penn which will supply a perfect photo-op and chance to prove, that despite my almost superhuman range of talents, I can crack a joke and a chug a beer as well as the next guy.