Breakfast with Obama

From the Interwebs: 
 I was eating breakfast with my 10 year old granddaughter and I asked her:
 "What day is tomorrow"?
 She said: "It's Presidents Day!"
 She is a smart kid. I asked: "What does Presidents Day mean?"
 She said: "Presidents Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House,  and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of bullshit."
 You know, it hurts when coffee spurts out your nose.
[Thanks RK]