Moron-ocrats ban birthday candles

Australian children are to be banned from blowing out candles on birthday cakes under new hygiene regulations that have been slammed by the Australian Medical Association as “bubble-wrapping.”
According to Australia’s Daily Telegraph, the guidelines, set by Australia’s National Health and Medical Research Council instruct daycare centers to provide birthday boys and girls with their own individual cupcakes to blow the candles out, to avoid the spread of germs. Read more: 
[Thanks BJS]