From our Australian correspondent: Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen: 'what would you like for dinner, my love, chicken, beef or lamb?'
I said, 'Thank you, I'll have chicken"
She replied, 'You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat."
[Thanks: BH]
I said, 'Thank you, I'll have chicken"
She replied, 'You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat."
[Thanks: BH]
