The Dung Beetle Award goes to...

The Academy of Dung Beetles' Award is being rolled towards an eighth-grade teacher in the Union Grove school in Wisconsin who assigned a vocabulary crossword puzzle with clues containing “definitions” of liberalism and conservatism.  Conservatism, according to the public school assignment, is “the political belief of preserving traditional moral values by restricting personal freedoms and encouraging prosperity through economic freedom.” More here. 
[Thanks ECS]