Barack Obama's Diary: Exposed!

Dear Diary: Aaugh! The AP has revealed our cunning  backdoor email  network where my administration  could  communicate off the record. Our spin is that we needed these addresses to avoid email in-tray overload and spam [Ha, bloody ha! as Prince Philip said to me when I gave an iPod of my speeches to the Queen]. 
In reality we used the addresses  to avoid leaving a paper trail for  messages that media hacks might misunderstand, like one I wrote to the  Lois Lerner at the IRS: "I want all conservatives organizations audited and re-audited until their eyes pop out. Capiche?"  or "That's a nice job you've got there, Eric, we wouldn't want anything to happen to it would we?  Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha!"  But enough about me.