Dear Diary: I'm in a snit today, having read that Pope Francis is handing out sainthoods. Why am I, a Nobel Prize winner, not in the running? St. Barack the Humble would be an excellent title and most fitting for me, possibly the greatest and most modest intellect in the modern world. Or I could simply be St. Barack of Kenya Indonesia Hawaii. As for the needed two miracles, have I not persuaded the American public to swallow a health plan that they neither want, nor can afford? Did I not smite mine enemies with drones from above? But enough about me.
