Dear Diary: If only those stubborn Egyptian hordes had listened to me, and supported the Muslim Brotherhood, as I did, peace would prevail among the pyramids But, n-o-o-o -- they insist on ousting Morsi, when what they need is firm, decisive leadership of the kind I provide to America.
So why has everyone suddenly stopped listening to me? I have already proved myself to be an outstanding polymath and arguably the fourth greatest president of these United States. So what if I've had to tweak a few parts of Obamacare? Everyone knows we had to read it to find out what was in it. I mean, come on dudes, give me a break. Talking of breaks, I am back at the Resolute Desk after a week in Africa and a weekend at Camp David. I took some phone calls this morning which exhausted me so much that I needed a nap to recover. I retreated to the residence, took my blankey, Boo-boo, from under my pillow and, rubbed his satin edging against my cheek and promptly entered the land of Nod. But enough about me.
So why has everyone suddenly stopped listening to me? I have already proved myself to be an outstanding polymath and arguably the fourth greatest president of these United States. So what if I've had to tweak a few parts of Obamacare? Everyone knows we had to read it to find out what was in it. I mean, come on dudes, give me a break. Talking of breaks, I am back at the Resolute Desk after a week in Africa and a weekend at Camp David. I took some phone calls this morning which exhausted me so much that I needed a nap to recover. I retreated to the residence, took my blankey, Boo-boo, from under my pillow and, rubbed his satin edging against my cheek and promptly entered the land of Nod. But enough about me.
