Dear Diary: Never have I been so insulted! I was magnanimous enough to tweet muslims everywhere --yea, even unto the pyramids of Egypt, the Heights of Golan and the Pass of Khyber -- my wishes for a happy Ramadan. And what happens? Scores of over-sensitive Muslims tweet replies telling me to put my head where the sun don't shine. Ingrates! Can you spell the word d-r-o-n-e? I see one in one in your immediate future, dudes....zzzzzzzzzzzz,...sorry, I just nodded off for a moment... jet lag from my Africa trip and exhaustion after my weekend in the mountains of Maryland at the Camp of David. But enough about me.
