While handcuffed in the back of a patrol car following a drunk driving arrest, 23-year-old Floridian Devin Langford attempted to urinate out the window of the moving car. He “misaimed” and showered the cruiser’s interior with urine, police report. “I might be a little drunk, but I’m not a lot of drunk,” Langford told jailers. Remarkably, he was booked solely on the misdemeanor DUI count. More