"You're not registered," she said.
"Not registered with whom:?" I asked.
"Why do I need to be?"
"Because Dr Rink says he is not accepting patients,"particularly morons" unless they are registered members of ObamaCare.
"Well, sign me up."
"I tried, it, Barry, but the Obamacare websites are all down"
"But I need attention immediately," I said, holding out my trembling hands to show the extent of my distress,
"Maybe you should have waited a year, like the GOP wanted. I told you that you could have done it with no loss of face."
" Lose my face! I'm going to lose my face? Aaauuugh!"
"No Barry. Just take one of Dr Rink's calming pills, lie down and take it easy for a while".