Barack Obama's Diary: 'Goobly erbly gerbly''

Dear Diary: Valerie Jarrett called Dr Rink early today because the suspense of the Congressional  wranglings over the debt deadlock and the government shutdown  had over-stimulated me and  I had again started speaking in tongues. " Gerbly, goobly, gerbly," I announced in Aramaic to Biden over our lunch in the Private Dining Room. Biden sighed   and said:  " I warned ya'll that this would happen: The crackers  want to put y'all back in chains."
"Goobly erdley bergly?" I asked with more restraint than the old coot deserved. But enough about me.