Dear Diary: Valerie Jarrett called Dr Rink early today because the suspense of the Congressional wranglings over the debt deadlock and the government shutdown had over-stimulated me and I had again started speaking in tongues. " Gerbly, goobly, gerbly," I announced in Aramaic to Biden over our lunch in the Private Dining Room. Biden sighed and said: " I warned ya'll that this would happen: The crackers want to put y'all back in chains." "Goobly erdley bergly?" I asked with more restraint than the old coot deserved. But enough about me.