Progress Notes: Patient 540463, Obama, Barack, H.

I agreed to see patient after advance payment in cash. I'm not seeing anyone without advance payment  until this half-baked Affordable Care Act is  convincingly shown to be working. Patient is a gibbering wreck again after spying a group of elderly WW2 vets on the perimeter of the South Lawn, yelling at him and shaking their fists."Killers!" ..."bloodthirsty killers!" he kept saying. I let him talk it out to blow off steam. Patient admits to smoking weed while not under my supervision and this has allowed his paranoia to reassert itself, big time. He said he has decided to close the cemeteries overlooking Omaha Beach in Normandy "to show the vets who's boss around here." Moron. ---Dictated by S.H.Rink, M.D.