Barack Obama's Diary: Happy, Happy!

Dear Diary: The plans laid by Valerie Jarrett and ME to keep the waters muddied around Obamacare have worked well. Add to that Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson and his politically incorrect views on gays,  and we have been left almost alone by the media.  Happy...happy! Marv Nicholson, my travel director, knows that I enjoy Duck Dynasty, and recorded a bunch of episodes on DVR for me to watch on Air Force One and during the course of our vacation. Michelle and I love to  eat a bowl of popcorn while tittering at the strange habits of the Louisiana redneck. But enough about me.