Joke of the Day...

A parrot is perched in a cage in front of a pet store.
A woman walks by and the parrot says to her:
"Hey, lady, you're butt ugly."
She storms past the store on her way to work
On the way home she sees the same parrot and it says the same thing.
The next day the same parrot again says to her:
"Hey, lady, you're butt ugly"
The woman storms into the store and threatens to sue to have the bird euthanized. The store manager promises he will see to it that the Parrot won't be rude again.
When the woman walked past the store after work the parrot called to her:
"Hey lady."
She paused and said: "Yes?"
The bird said:" Well.You know..." ---BH