Progress Notes for Patient 540463, OBAMA, Barack, H.

2/14/14-- Patient has convinced himself that he, and the rest of the country, have Seasonal Affective Disorder which is making everyone depressed and that nothing he can do will affect his poor standing among the electorate. Snow, thunder, sleet, freezing rain,  short nights and poor Olympic results for the US team will combine to make people  even more hostile towards him. "Doctor," he asked me. What can I do? "
"Stop smoking weed for a start," I replied.That, alone, will reduce your constant paranoia." What a moron. ---Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D.