Michelle tells kids to monitor family racism

"Taking a page out of the political handbook of every fascist society and dystopian sci-fi novel, Michelle Obama is telling kids to monitor their parents for crimes against the state.
"The woman who was never proud of her country until she and her husband were deposited in the White House spoke to a class in Topeka, Kansas last Friday where she told students to monitor their parents for racist speech because she and her hubby can only do so much without good little informants like them back home..." [Source]