Barack Obama's Diary: I am the captain of your soul

 Dear Diary: Florida senator Marco Rubio has become a burr under my saddle.  Today he had the temerity to say this about me:  “Obama believes somehow that he’s become a monarch or an emperor, that can basically ignore the law and do whatever he wants."
So? Wake up, wetback. What's changed?  I invaded Libya without approval from you or any other of my serfs.  That's the fate of people like you. To be ignored. Once a peasant, always a peasant. But enough about me.