Tovariches: I have reached the conclusion that in order to keep the record straight about my time in office, I need to leave a daily journal record to ensure that history sees me correctly in the surreal context of the blunderings of B.Obamavich. What a naive moron Obamavich is! For example, how could he not have paused, for just a moment, to question the wisdom of appearing on network news with Bergdahl's father, who looks like the jihadist shitbag some say he is, complete with unkempt beard and speaking Pashto like a native. You would think that Obamavich's advisers like Valerie Jarrett or even Joe Biden would have cautioned him not to crow about his brilliance in winning one man's release in exchange for five of the most dangerous men at Guantanamo Bay. It does makes my life much easier, competing with this moron who has the dazzling strategic skills of a piroshki. But I must confess to feeling somewhat bored. It's like playing chess with a 4-year-old. Diplomacy 101 suggests the next move for Obamavich is to keep Bergdahl out of site at the US base at Landstuhl in Germany, court martial him there and lock the little weasel in the brig and 'disappear' him when America's attention is focussed on Obamavich's next act of gross incompetence, which will come soon enough. Space dictates that I now bid you all farewell: До свидания!