Dear Diary: What's wrong with people? They pester me constantly to reveal my intentions and even when I DO reveal my cunning strategy on ISIL, which is is to have no strategy, they get their panties in a wad. After six years of my occupying the White House, no-one has learned that I know better than they do what's good for them. I have been suffering from stress and overwork and took Valerie Jarrett' s advice to buy myself a drone, yes, a drone, via Amazon.. I will narrate my adventures with it, shortly. Enough about me.