Dear Diary: The Ruse hatched by Eric and I, has worked better than even our formidable combined intellects could have expected. Rush Limbaugh and other sworn enemies have been fooled by our carefully laid trail of disinformation into thinking that the next move is to maneuver Eric onto the bench of the Supreme Court. Little do they realize how infinitely more complex and cunning our plan is -- to have Eric run for the presidency in 2016. Is that genius or is that genius? The Obama presidency will thus effectively be extended for another four, or even eight, years. There will be dancing in the streets of D.C.
