Barack Obama's Diary: That's orsome, dood

Dear Diary:  I am constantly exhorting the few fossils in my administration, like Joe Biden, to update themselves in public forums so they sound part of a young and hip group. "Use contemporary words, I tell them, like I do. Scatter expressions like "orsome dood" liberally through your utterances. That will seduce the young and ensure a Democrat government for years to come."