Barack Obama's Diary: Harken unto me, ye Muslim masses

Dear Diary: I am exceedingly excited that my breathtaking rhetorical skills have been revived in the face of ISIL.  Yea, I say unto ye who dare oppose me or John Kerry, ye shall be vanquished from the face of the earth. Yea, vanquished. But enough about me. I have more important things to worry about, like ordering refueling tankers for Air Force One  so I can stay aloft indefinitely, should an airborne  form of  Ebola reach the US. I will need to lead from the air and I daren't be exposed to the disease-ridden common herd.  But enough about me.