Progress Notes for Patient No. 540463, OBAMA, Barack H.

9/13/2014 I have been commissioned by Valerie Jarrett to be on call 24/7  for Patient, who is showing increasing  signs of instability, threatening to 'degrade'  and 'ultimately, destroy' anyone who  dares to disagree with him. This includes wife Michelle and Joseph 'Brown-nose' Biden. I'm  keeping a vial of sedative handy to inject into Patient's boney butt, if he were unwise enough to incur the wrath of  Michelle--- Dictated by S.H.Rink M.D.