Eboli: no need to panicki, guys

Dear Diary: What a lot of fuss about nothing. People are now complaining that I'm not shutting down flights from Ebola-ridden countries like Liberia and Sierra Leone. These are the same people who insist that Eboli is spelled  Ebola. Give me a break, racists.  Barry knows whereof he speaks. Eboli is simply the plural of Ebola....geddit? But enough about me.